2015 music recap by me

2015 music re-cap where whoever decides to read this can get a glimpse into my important inner-thoughts!!!

Dude this year has been freakin' AMAZING for pop music. There was a few months in the middle, though, that were shitty and I turned off the radio for a couple months straight because it was so crappy and all the songs sounded like they could be sung by Chris Brown. I hate that guy.

Other than that, though, there have been some real gems! In terms of awesomeness, some of these songs are up there with Rack City by Tyga! Woah!

It's hard to narrow down in terms of "favorite," but this one is probably my favorite of the year.

679- Fetty Wap ft. Remy Boyz

I don't have any good reasons except I love it. I love Fetty Wap. I like his voice and despite what any of my friends say (except Sarah who has my back) I think he's hot. I like his bad eye; it adds character. It's also hard to decide between this song and Trap Queen because that song is also amazing, but this song speaks to me more. I can really relate to the part where he talks about the glock he has in his 'rari. I don't relate to the pie/drug reference in Trap Queen. When I listen to Trap Queen I imagine cleaning the traps at my work. The trap is basically a basket where poop-water is filtered so fur/poo chunks/soggy food/pieces of toys don't go down the drain. It's really disgusting. I have proposed to my co-workers that we make a video of us dancing while cleaning the traps with the song playing in the background. The idea was well received. Keep an eye out for the video in 2016.

Next:

First- Cold War Kids

You know how when you go through a break up and you're feeling really shitty, there's usually a song that you will always associate with that? This is my break-up song this year. It's such a good song! It makes me feel simultaneously crappy and also really good, like hell yeah that was the right decision. I listened to this song so many times, so loudly, in my car. It's really an ideal break up song. Thanks Cold War Kids for feeling my heart and soul. You deserve a gold star.  

And now, my most shocking one:

Wildest Dreams- Taylor Swift

Most people who know me know that I have had a long history of disliking Taylor Swift. Like years and years. One girl threatened to fight me once at a party because I was talking shit about Taylor Swift. Anyway, I was in the car one day and this song came on and I liked it so much I googled who it was. Surprise! I like a Taylor Swift song!!! Rather than hide it to keep my street cred, I figured I'd accept it. Good work Taylor! You deserve a "changing Gina's mind after like 8 years" trophy. This song is ideal. I can relate. There's some tall hot douche bag that is basically irresistible, and you're like "well this is going to end up shitty!" and it does! But, at least you know he will always remember that you were super good-looking and he will kind of regret being a jerk. At least that's what I tell myself... Except I know that if I ever had red lips in anyone's memory it would be an embarrassing memory of me looking like a ridiculous clown. It is hard to pull off red lipstick.

Same Old Love- Selena Gomez

I mostly decided to add this song to the list because it is 800,000x better than her last single, "Good For You," which offended me to my deepest core. I honestly am not easily offended by music. Everyone got all riled up by "Blurred Lines" a couple years ago because they thought it was degrading to women, but I honestly found "Good For You" to be way more degrading. The whole thing was about her trying to look sexy for some guy, and the video was absolute garbage. She was just writhing around in slow motion. I find the lyrics about how she wants to look good so he will never leave and how she is so proud to be his offensive. You are your own person Selena! He doesn't own you! And also, if you look ugly and that makes him leave, then he is a shitty person! Come on! Anyway, This song is SO MUCH BETTER. She redeemed herself in my book. I'd be sick of the same old love, too, if it required me looking sexy all the time just to keep my man around!

Justin Bieber- What Do You Mean?

Okay. Surprise, surprise. I like Justin Bieber. Like, a lot! This album is THE SHIT. Best album of 2015 HANDS DOWN! Honestly, when people kept talking about it, I thought they were crazy.... until I realized that like 4 of the songs I had been hearing on the radio and turning up were Justin Bieber. Took me a while to put two and two together because I'm slow. But you know what? I'm going to accept it! I would pay money to see Justin Bieber in concert! I listen to this album alone with my room and make my dog dance with me to it. I cannot even choose which song is the best. I literally have an inner-monologue with myself nearly every day lately trying to decide which song is the best. I will put them on and be like "this one is definitely the best!" but then the next song comes on and I change my mind. That is how good I think these songs are! I've probably lost my marbles, but who gives a fuck! I have to get through the day somehow! If that means analyzing Justin Bieber songs, alone, while I scoop dog poop at work, then whatever! Thank you Justin Bieber for reminded me how much I love pop music!

And finally.......

Hotline Bling- Drake

I'm sure you saw this coming.

This song is my jam. 

I don't know why. It's truly irresistible. I love this song so much that I'm on the verge of completely alienating my best friend. She hates it. And I keep referencing it, and making her listen to it, over and over and over and over and over again. Sometimes I can't sleep at night because the lyrics are repeating in my head. THANK YOU CANADA AND DEGRASSI for allowing Drake to happen. I never expected Wheelchair Jimmy to make it to the big times. You've done well. I love your weird dance moves. I love how you are offended that your ex-hook up girl got new friends and has fun without you. What did you expect? She would sit around being sad because you moved away from the City and she couldn't call you on your cell phone late night when she needed love? You're delusional, but that's okay. I suspect you're just sad because you suck so badly at dancing that no one will hook up with you anymore. It's a rough rough life.